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Joke of the Day

"Always tweet as if your unfollowers are watching."

"I can't see my Dad now he's had a sex change He's trans-parent"

"what do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain"

"Why did the empty string do immoral things? Because it had no character."

"Top 10 Ways To Avoid Clickbait, Number 8 Always Works Well, this wasn't one of them"

"Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out."

"So we need to go over your drug history... Let me stop you there. It's gonna be quicker if I just tell you the ones's I haven't done."

"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""

"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."

"I love restaurants that have signs like ""Since 1916"". It's a great way to know the place you're eating at was probably super racist."