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Joke of the Day

"One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese."

"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"

"They say two heads are better than one... men are the exception"

"A Man Comes into a Bar So a man comes into a bar... or wait no a horse. a man comes into a horse"

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."

"#BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at!"

"Wanna hear a dyslexic joke? Knock there who's knock?"

"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"

"Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!"

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