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Joke of the Day

"Are you hot, dawg? Funniest dog joke I tell my pet beagle every hot afternoon. He laughs everytime."

"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."

"What do you call a quiet asian? Silent-li"

"[1st date] ""I'm really into roll playing,"" I tell her with a wink, and make two pieces of complimentary bread pretend to kiss."

"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."

"When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes... if you don't pull out."

"Micheal J. Fox made a Twitch account. He doesn't play games, he just sits there."

"What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on? Vacation."

"I bought a lot of frozen pizza yesterday and now it's all in vain the beach weather is over."

"Where do babies come from? Well, when a man and a woman drink alcoholic beverages together..."