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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a bad joke? *my life* Sorry if that was not likeable and miserable, *just like my face* Okay, I am going to stop before it gets too dark and too empty, *just like my soul.*"

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"What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ? Tuesday"
"What's the difference between a waitress at a strip club and a stripper? About 2 weeks."
"Everyone's inner douche comes out when naming their wifi network."
"I got a job at an orange juice factory I couldn't concentrate so I was canned"
"Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ? Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam..."
"What is the difference between an arrested public masturbator and a period? The period comes after the sentence."
"I went to a bulimic birthday party. First time I've seen the cake come out of the girl."
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"My friend got caught having a wank in the showers on a school trip It completely ruined our visit to Auschwitz"