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Joke of the Day
"What's a Republican Congressman's favorite movie? Kill Bill"
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"A cowboy opens a German car dealership His business card says ""Audi Partner"""
"Why did Hitler need to get a new car? His was Stalin."
"Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol? Because they can't reach the top shelf."
"""Removing my make up"" Or how I like to call it: ""Reset face to factory settings"""
"Why can't someone who wears glasses get a job? They don't have any contacts!"
"PLEASE LEAVE A VOICEMAIL (if you're calling from 1986)"
"My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis"
"Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu."
"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"