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Joke of the Day
"A duck walked into a bar... And was quickly escorted out as no animals were allowed in the bar."
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"How can you tell if a black girl is pregnant? You stick a chicken wing up her vagina and it comes out clean."
"I like my women how I like my file paper. Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line."
"Which historical invention was the most revolutionary? The wheel :)"
"Goldilocks taught me that you can get away with breaking into a brown family's home and stealing their food, as long as you're a white girl."
"I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal; a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"Donald Trump says he'll open up secret 9/11 files. Miley Cyrus says she'll flee the country if Trump is elected. Connect the dots, people."
"Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh."
"After a long and distinguished career, my French teacher finally retired. Adios, amigo."
"How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel?"