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Joke of the Day
"A duck walked into a bar... And was quickly escorted out as no animals were allowed in the bar."
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"The reason the Japanese kill so many whales is because they remind them of Americans"
"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"
"so the new ghostbusters took a trip to the hospital recently and i.m over here like 'ladies, you have to wait.'"
"Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? ""Rude""olph"
"Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world. They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player."
"The cheetah is the fastest land mammal right after a politician backpedaling about an opinion he didn't want the public to know about"
"My landlord just called and said my neighbors just complained about all the loud freaky sex they are hearing from my house... So now I'm on my way to buy some headphones for my laptop..."
"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."
"I think my girlfriend has had 61 lovers before me... Because she calls me her sixty second lover"