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Joke of the Day

"How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar? Turn all the stools upside down. (Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad)"

"I gave away all of my dead batteries Free of charge."

"Sheryl Sandberg's husband died while exercising on a treadmill. He was trying to get his Lean In."

"a thing I like about Nintendo is it's often possible to enjoy one of their games in its entirety without murdering anybody"

"Simba was moving slow So I told him to mufasa."

"What do you call a masculine Arab? Protein Sheikh"

"Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man ""Where is children?"" Latvian man respond ""Children is dead from childbirth."" Bus leave."

"What is a suicide bomber's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory."

"I was going to make a joke... But I fainted"

"A psychic walks into a bar... it was then that everybody realized she was a fraud."