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Joke of the Day

"According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962."

"A terrorist Walks into a Pet store A terrorist walks into a pet store and shouts ""Run away you only have 10 seconds before I blow this place up!"" ""You Bastard!"" The Turtle says"

"What always stays hot in the refrigerator? Horseradish"

"Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !"

"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."

"You know what's stupider than a cow? Two cows."

"What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages Bilingual What do you call a person who speaks 1 language American"

"Having watched the entire season of a show before me doesn't make you better than me, it makes you more unemployed than me"

"Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant? She went to Jared."

"What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? A legend"