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Joke of the Day

"I don't have tinted windows on my car because if people don't like watching me dance, they can tint their own goddamn windows."

"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."

"Do you have space... for my peepee in your butt?"

"I like girls how I like my clothes. Whitewashed. Clean and fresh. Hung. Edit: Ninja edit"

"I always get confused between bi and semi Which one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?"

"For every action, there is an reaction, and with a reaction there is a suing. ~Fine Bros."

"What did the head say to the butt? Better to be ahead than behind."

"God hates fags He prefers a nice, fat, dank blunt."

"What did you call beef that didn't make the cut a miSTEAK"

"A patriotic needle said: Don't thread on me."