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Joke of the Day

"What does a wolf lick a ram with? His tungsten"

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"

"People who write clickbait headlines for a living: Fuck you."

"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months!"

"Some Mexican guy just tackled me & put silver/grey tape all over my belly then ran away... I was ab-duct-taped by an alien. (I'm so sorry)"

"What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances? Quackbooks!"

"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"

"Here's a UPS joke Too late I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. Will redeliver tomorrow. No, you can't come pick it up."

"""Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder"" - alcohol"

"Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you."