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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the red mushy stuff between the elephant's toes? Slow moving natives. Source: one of the all time great TV shows"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip!"""

"What's the difference between Turkey and Duck? Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide."

"Why do prescription pills always say ""by mouth?"" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh."

"Who sculpted Mount Rushmore? George Washington Carver."

"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."

"When a girl says: ""If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best""... What she really means is: ""I'm a f*ckin psycho."""

"Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo."

"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"

"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""