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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear three rapid jokes? No."
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"I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words."
"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."
"Where do burgers like to dance? At a meatball!"
"*playing Mortal Kombat* Her: Can I try? Me: Sure. Her: Which one of them shoots that Handookie thingie? Me: Hadouken? Her: Yea. Me: Leave."
"Where do angry mailmen work? At the pissed office."
"I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet."
"I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes."
"What do you call a 7' 2"" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls."
"Fox is good on Final Destination... but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines."