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Joke of the Day
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because they'll never find the body."
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"How do Asian women test for pregnancy? Put a Rubik's Cube in the vagina for exactly one minute and see if it comes out solved."
"Why do Lannisters have such big beds? GoT because they push twins together to make a king."
"I married an amputee last week She single handedly changed my life"
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."
"If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ..."
"The Garlic Eater by I Malone"
"How is Twitter like Game of Thrones? There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible."
"If the shoe fits... congratulations. You've correctly measured your feet."
"If you can't say anything nice about someone, then say it very vaguely and put it as your Facebook status"