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Joke of the Day
"If 'we are what we eat'! Then I'm a huge dick you guys. I'm really sorry"
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"How many Jews does it take to fix a country? -6 million"
"""Google, how long will my trip to Cleveland take? ""Your trip will take 5 hours"" ""Google, I have a child. ""Your trip will take 9 hours""."
"A witticism of timely and international-political import. Knock Knock. Who's there? Crimea Crimea Who? Crimea River instantrimshot.com"
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."
"I love it when waiters tell me to tell them when to stop grating cheese on my meal. It's cheese, dude. We'll be here a while."
"To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon."
"20's: I can't remember where I left my keys 30's: I can't remember where I left my car 40's: I can't remember where I left my kids"
"I've never been good with 'pick-up' lines I once said to this girl, ""Hey, you get fries with that shake?"" It turns out she had Parkinson's."