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Joke of the Day

"""You know, your ex-wife was trash! I never liked her."" ""We're still married, Grandma."" ""She's such a lovely girl."""

"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."

"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""

"On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick"""

"A pair of fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey, we don't serve fonts here!"" But they sat down anyways because they were **bold**."

"Why not call baby pigs ""hamlets"" ?"

"I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now..."

"I wish there was an emotional song about that moment you realize you're almost done with your burrito. Get on that, Taylor Swift."

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Because they can't stand to see a man happy."