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Joke of the Day

"""You know, your ex-wife was trash! I never liked her."" ""We're still married, Grandma."" ""She's such a lovely girl."""

"I must have an amazing butt because every time I finish talking to someone & turn around to walk away, I hear them whisper, ""What an Ass!"""

"It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes."

"I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife I thought that was a good trade"

"I noticed that the local convent has no security around the building, so I helped myself. No fence. Nun taken."

"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."

"Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey Being colorblind fucking sucks!"

"What's the best song to send to your father on Father's Day? *I'm Glad You Came*"

"I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts. ""Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"""

"Does Alfred masturbate? ... No he masturwaynes"