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Joke of the Day
"Don't expect a ""bless you"" after the 4th sneeze...get your shit together."
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"A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, ""That's the last thing I need."""
"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."
"Who is ""back at it again with the white vans?"" pedophiles."
"There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat. He called it his pro-tractor"
"What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke? You really have to nail it"
"When you really have to pee and there's no bathroom in sight... Urine trouble."
"Isaac Newton was the pride of the family until his great great grandson Fig was born."
"Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won't open."
"I was walking around an art gallery with my wife. ""Does anything in this room get you excited?"" she said, with a cheeky wink. I said, ""Yes, some of the paintings."""