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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke? You really have to nail it"
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"What do you call a Mexican midget lady? Cuntswaylow"
"The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad."
"Why did the vegetarian hate giving blow jobs? She was a lesbian."
"The most epic stage name for a Chinese porn actor would be Mao ""The Dong"""
"Someone recently asked me, ""What blood type are you?"".. I said , ""The red runny type""."
"*dad walks in on me doing homework* ""HAH NERD MORE LIKE HOMOWORK"" Dad you're still in third grade ""Probably because I'm not a nerd like you"""
"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."
"Your mama is so ugly that... when she has sexual relations with an animal, it's not beastiality, it's animal cruelty."
"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."