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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain? A *smaugasbord*."

"I'm thinking of changing career and becoming a professional circumciser. . . The pay is lousy, but I hear you get plenty of tips."

"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" i havent decided yet ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"" i still need a few more mins with the menu you are a really terrible waiter"

"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my dick into your girls ass."

"Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er the story of an automobile."

"pplease remember to turn your location on so the buffoons on this web site can have an easier time finding you, for whatever horrible reason"

"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."

"Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave"

"Whiteboards are amazing! They're just so remarkable!"