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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you get a bathroom hand job while listening to blues? W.C. Handy"
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"Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't."
"Nigerian people is the best in the world. One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100."
"I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired."
"Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out."
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick-pocket snatches watches."
"What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)? Turn off the Playstation."
"The court was very accommodating handing Jared a fifteen year sentence. He'll even be able to take his girlfriend out for her 21st birthday."
"How are babies like hinges? They are things to adore"
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ? Because they are ugly and they stink !"