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Joke of the Day
"GF: ""Call me ASAP, it's an emergency!"" Me: ""Hi ASAP, it's an emergency!"""
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"Whats the worst thing about a Thai Masseuse Bride? They walk all over you."
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"Mispronouncing words is kind of my forty"
"Time Travel Right now! What do we want? More time travel jokes! When do we want them?"
"Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I'd gladly replace my x with u."
"What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl? You have to drop da bomb on her twice"
"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"