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Joke of the Day
"How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich? Two."
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"Why should trees never sign birthday cards? Because they're always so *Sappy*!"
"How much do pirates pay for earrings? Somewhere around a buck an ear."
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."
"My gay friend told me never to invest in real estate. He's super homophobic."
"I'm a Vegan Rasta... If I cannot smoke it, then I cannot eat it."
"A man got hit in the head with a drink... It's okay, though; it was a soft drink."
"What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt? Con-grab-ur-asians!!"
"Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef jerky"