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Joke of the Day
"Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team? Mr. Do Ping"
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"I lost two things today... Job in a morgue . . . . . . . . . . . and virginity"
"My husband and I are fighting. There's about a 50 50 chance he knows."
"Him: You're not like other girls Me: [foghorn sound]"
"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"Things you don't say while attending a group for sex addicts. I'll start... ""I'm glad you came."""
"An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!"
"I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just collecting dust. I'll show myself out"
"How come Greek salad doesn't have any lettuce? Austerity."
"You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman."