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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Shitaki left the party? It was too crowded and there wasnt mushroom. It's a pitty he left... He is a funghi!"

"I just walked across my cat's keyboard while he was filing his tax return."

"A mime fell down a well and couldn't call for help. His larynx was crushed during the fall."

"First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No I'm dead on my feet."

"This post is totally pointless circle"

"There's nothing more disturbing than the 1st time you hear someone you know using their ""whooo's a good dog"" voice."

"A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: ""Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"" The man replies: ""Six, i dont think i can eat eight"""

"My grandfather always said: ""Don't look after your money, look after your health"" Once I was looking after my health and someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."

"Why did the samurai hate nonsense? Because he was a sensei."

"It's funny how trusting of bartenders we are. I wouldn't let my life-long best friend hold my credit card for four hours while I was getting bombed."