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Joke of the Day
"How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"
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"America, a land ... where many people think the moon landings were fake but professional wresting is real."
"I used to love your updates. Then you pissed me off, and now your updates piss me off too."
"A Termite Walks into a Bar and asks, ""hey, where's the bar tender?"""
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh."
"My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator"
"I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No just toast and marmalade."
"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."
"Never get a circumcision from an unqualified professional It's a rip off"
"My wife was almost killed by a clock today, it fell onto the chair just as she stood up. Damn clock was always too slow."