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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh."
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"Was Hitler really such a bad guy? After all, he did kill Hitler."
"Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments."
"Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency."
"Why don't kids like cheesy jokes? ... they're too mature for their taste"
"I think the thing that really gets me hard is increased blood flow to my penis."
"Did you hear about that mad cow disease? A cow to another: ""Did you hear about that mad cow disease? Makes cows go completely insane!"" The other cow: ""Good thing I'm a helicopter!"""
"Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work."
"A guy storms home and yells at his wife ""You slut! I know everything!"" The wife smirks, and calmly replies: ""Oh yeah? Then how high is Everest?"""
"Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad"