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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a corny joke? Never mind I forgot the skewers."
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"NORMAL PEOPLE: ""aww, they're such a cute couple"" ME: ""I wonder if they fu***d yet"""
"How many retards does it take to change a light bulb? Well, line up so that I can find out.."
"Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname"
"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."
"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."
"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."
"I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder."
"ME: genie, i wish i was dead GENIE: [makes me dead then brings me back to life] ok u have two wishes left ME: i dont think u understood"
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"