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Joke of the Day
"Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
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"Sometimes when my gf is asleep, I like to sneak into the living room, put on her dress, and pretend I wear the pants in this relationship."
"""Vodka martini. Shaken not stirred."" ""So just the normal way you make a martini then?"" ""That's right."""
"What does a blonde and a tornado have in common? They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you."
"Judging by the size of her models, I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is lots and lots of cocaine."
"Why did the black chicken cross the road? It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan"
"What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed? A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast"
"What do you call an obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic."
"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."
"You're so vain, you probably think me driving by your house 27 times at 2 a.m. wearing all black with binoculars is about you, don't you."