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Joke of the Day
"If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.'"
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"I am a joke. I am not a joke. What is laughter? DEATH! I died of laughter tomorrow!"
"Finally listened to the audiobook for ""The Hunger Games"". In my opinion, the book was better."
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