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Joke of the Day

"Being a worm must great. Its like ""wow that dirt was great I hope there's more"" and there always is"

"4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said ""People are a prototype"" and I was too scared to ask what he meant."

"What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor? Dead Pan."

"Why is the new Brexit diet so popular? All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling."

"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train."

"I don't believe in ghosts. They're always lying to me."

"Hold.. Hold.. Hold.. CHARGE!!!!! -Ice at the bottom of a glass"

"And then Satan said, ""Put the alphabet in math..."""

"Why Does The Bride Wear White? So That The Dishwasher Matches The Fridge."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."