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Joke of the Day

"Blonde's Appendicitis A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, ""You have acute appendicitis."" The blonde says, ""That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."""

"A bear walked in the forest Suddenly he saw a burning car. The bear sat in the car. And burned."

"Found an expired condom. Oh well, still ate it anyway. Hope I don't get sick!"

"Trump joke last night... What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election? ""Pardon me"""

"""More people are killed by toasters than sharks"". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble."

"What does the devil eat in Japan? Sin Pie Edit: TIL There is an actual pie called Sin Pie in the southern states."

"What did the mama bison say to her son when he went off to college Bison. :> get it?"

"What will happen if you went inside a black hole? I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world."

"""..so that's the story of Christmas. Questions?"" Where do turtledoves come from? ""Well, when a turtle and a dove really love each other.."""

"I had no shoes and I felt sorry for myself..... Then I met a man with no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."