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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the pope like the Higgs Boson? Because you can't have mass without him"

"What do women and dog-poop have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"I think some of you freaks have been spanked more as adults than you were as children."

"I've only taught my parrot to say ""REPETITION"" so far. Next I'm going to teach him to say ""IRONY AND ANNOYING ARE SYNONYMS"". ""SQUAWK!"""

"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."

"Tell a woman she has cute kids and she's all proud. Whisper it to her and she calls the cops."

"I got a Ouija board tattooed on my back to trick ghosts into giving me massages."

"They Say Never Judge A Man Until You Walk A Mile In His Shoes Because you'll then be a mile away and will also have his shoes"

"Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them."

"If a bulldog and a shitzu mated, their off-spring would be called a dog-zu"