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Joke of the Day
"You cannot play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon"
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"TIL that FDR was the first sitting President to travel by airplane Maybe tomorrow I'll learn who the first standing President to travel by airplane was!"
"Q: Why was the musician arrested? A: He got in treble."
"YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... SIZES Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and ""Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"""
"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one."
"I watched Canadian porn today... 2 girls 1 Stanley Cup ----------------- Credit Jeff Ross"
"Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning? You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"I used to steal punchlines from others I still do, but I used to, too."
"Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time? because it said ""CONCENTRATE"""