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Joke of the Day
"I heard they found water on Mars... I bet California is pretty jealous."
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"Have any of you realized that the self checkout has the sexiest cashier's?"
"My friends say im in denial I dont know what theyre talking about. Edit: second version: Ive never even been to Egypt!"
"Q: What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? A: It loses its cool."
"Lindsay Lohan said she's voting for Mitt b/c ""employment is really important right now"" Like it's Obama's fault no one wants to hire her."
"They're demanding figgy pudding. They won't go until they get some. What do I do? Call the cops? I'm calling the cops."
"What does a British man do when he finds a prostitute and is in the mood? He pounds."
"Man walks into doctors office with a frog on his head... Doctor: can i help you? Frog: yeah, get this thing off my ass!"
"What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death."
"Email inventor dies aged 74 I sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards"