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Joke of the Day

"Man walks into doctors office with a frog on his head... Doctor: can i help you? Frog: yeah, get this thing off my ass!"

"Did you hear about that golfer who sang a song every time he hit a wayward ball? They say he made a fore tune!"

"Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call people from the French island of Corsica. I said, Cors'I'can."

"70 year old man asked his wife... Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls? Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."

"What do you call an Asian woman with a white boyfriend? A sex slave."

"Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'"

"Mike Tyson is a passionate, sensitive man, who cries after making love. ...because of the mace."

"Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids? The doctors actually used his foreskin from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little cock-eyed."

"What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for? Web design."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He can't come anyways."