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Joke of the Day

"The only way Mexico will pay for that wall... ...is if Trump drives the US economy into the ground and Americans start crossing into Mexico looking for jobs."

"The new Batman is super realistic -- he's attracted to porch lights, makes your girlfriend scream and then the cat eats him"

"What type of bees make milk...? Boo-bees!"

"What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..? NOTHING....!!!"

"How Many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they're so darn stupid!"

"The doctor gave me 2 months to live I'll spend them making people think I'm reposting."

"How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He 'fell'."

"hey you guys... ...""homo erectus"""

"ENTER PASSWORD password YOUR PASSWORD IS TOO LITERAL PLEASE TRY AGAIN again ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW"

"What do prisoners use to talk to each other? Cell phones."