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Joke of the Day

"I inherited an Epipen My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"I kept wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me."

"3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering"

"I thought Jayz and kanyes current song.... ...was about Ms Hilton's sequel to one night in Paris."

"My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it."

"I had a neurotic rabbit once. His name was Stu."

"What did the moderator say to the redditor? [Deleted]"

"My 10 yr old daughter was saying how stressful life is but she did add ""well, at least I've managed to go 10 years without drinking"""

"When I go shopping with my wife she thinks I'm bored because I'm looking at my phone the whole time. But that's exactly why I'm not bored."

"Pro tip: never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time."