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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig."
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"Apple profits have been going through the roof One might say... they're back in mac. *I'll see myself out.*"
"I'm sorry, we can't hire you. But your background check was hilarious."
"actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don't fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months"
"Ghost joke joke booooobies"
"I had a job building porta-potties I had a job building Porta - potties But people would shit all over my work"
"Doctor: Ted, you're dying, Patient: My name's not Ted. Doctor (checking clipboard): Linda, you're pregnant."
"What did the rabbit say to the deer? What up doe"
"You all think Trump is funny now but just wait for the wave of white-trash kids named ""Donald"" entering kindergarten around 2020."
"Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of ""Dark Side Of The Moon""? Because it's a terrible album."