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Joke of the Day

"Earth: ""You're causing tidal waves!"" Moon: ""So?"" Earth: ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"" Moon: ""Very funny."""

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was good, but the RECEPTION was great!"

"What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes? I guess people have made the ""switch"" to another fad."

"Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly underwear But the chief inspector said they must wear their normal uniforms."

"I like my coffee, like I like my women... I don't like women."

"My wife moans at me to say I did' instead of I done' because it's not proper grammar. Easier said than did."

"What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs"

"In the beginning ... God created the world, and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested."

"What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch."

"A girl was taking an exam in class.... when she rose her hand and said ""This is making my hand sore. Can we do this orally?"""