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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy in a wheelchair? Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?"

"There are many effective ways of inviting me to your event but doing it on Facebook is definitely not one of them."

"Wearing a pretty new bra today that nobody else is gonna see, so everytime I go to the bathroom, I flash myself in the mirror."

"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."

"It's so obvious that she wants me. She avoids me at all costs probably because her feelings are so strong for me. Yeah, I'll go with that."

"I just got a new job working for R.E.M. . . . I'm expecting a generous Michael Stipend."

"Thought of a '2 guys walk into a bar' joke A gay guy and Sam Adams walk into a bar. The gay guy drank some Sam Adams. But only Sam Adams had alcohol that night."

"I don't get how people say Mickey Rourke looks bad for his age... ...don't they realise his first film role was in 1941?!"

"My house got broken into the other night... The thief didn't take anything, he just left a note. All it said was 'get better stuff.'"

"668 The neighbour of the beast."