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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a redneck? It's quite simple, really. You kick his sister in the jaw."
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"So my spreadsheet program hasn't been working for 40 days... ...it was excellent."
"Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers."
"two bears walk into a bar no one survived."
"Math and sex... sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply"
"Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are."
"Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house Knock knock? Who's there? The chicken"
"What do you call a bee with a toe? ""Toby"""