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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a redneck? It's quite simple, really. You kick his sister in the jaw."
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"(NSFW) She told me.... She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"
"julia!!!! sorry , i am a gay ..."
"[after blowing out all the candles on my cake] him: Did you wish for world peace again? me: haha of course. *A WILD SQUIRTLE APPEARS*"
"Why do they call him shitman? His name is steven hitman"
"What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer."
"How do stoners travel? On the canna-bus."
"So Donald Trump is now the President of the United States I certainly DNC that coming"
"People come and go but birthdays do accrue."
"What does it taste like when you eat out an old woman? *shrug* Depends."