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Joke of the Day

"A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth The result was soup rising"

"Flo Rida Did you know Right Round by Flo Rida was actually taken from an old Nazi spiritual from the '40's? Oh yeah, the original goes like this: Jew spin mein head reich round, reich round..."

"Dave drowned So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted. (Gary Delaney)"

"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"

"Why were the strawberries sad? Because their mother was in a jam!"

"Why are fish so educated? Because a lot of them are in schools."

"Whenever I see a happy couple, smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love, I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test."

"I've been sending naked pictures of myself to the TSA. I'm not traveling anywhere, but as an American, I want to be helpful."

"How to fall down the stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor."

"Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!"