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Joke of the Day
"A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth The result was soup rising"
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"This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming."
"My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates."
"I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday... He said it's the most violent book he's ever read."
"Why do astronauts bring their phone into space? Because they can get 4g"
"Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice."
"It sucks being a dick. Your best friend is a pussy, and your closest friend is an asshole.*a real asshole*"
"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!"
"How do the greek separate the men from the boys? With a crow bar."