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Joke of the Day
"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."
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"HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they're transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise."
"I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant"
"What does a greek say when gets his salary? Danke!"
"This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions."
"TIL They Discovered a Gay Dinosaur It was a Megasoreass"
"What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity."
"Love is overrated it's only 5 pts in Scrabble."
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy is 13 to come on his face."
"Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry ma'am I'm just passing through."