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Joke of the Day

"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."

"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."

"I live on the edge Her: cool It's scary Her: So sexy I almost fell once Her: Oh! You actually live.. My home insurance is so expensive"

"I Masturbated so well last night That when i woke up this morning my dick was in the kitchen making me breakfast!"

"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."

"My new Toyota is going to be in a new movie . . . Just a small part. It's just a Camryo."

"ME: Then the robber came thru the door holding a gun COP: Was it a revolver? ME [thinks] No he just pushed it open & walked thru like normal"

"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- sory-- i mean-- u look so prety yes u do batman is not as cool as u"

"Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it."

"Kinda thick horizontal curvy line, two thinner curvy vertical lines, squiggly line, different thicker squiggly line -Japanese spelling bee"