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Joke of the Day

"If you are naughty... Santa gives you something hard and black"

"What were the people on the laugh track laughing at, and couldn't we watch that instead?"

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours."

"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the Moon? The food isn't bad, but it has no atmosphere."

"How do you get a fly out of the kitchen? Shit in the living room"

"Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S."

"I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids."

"Why is faith greater than science? Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together."

"Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home."

"A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys some chapstick. He says to the cashier ""put it on my bill""."