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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber."

"I like how commercials for gum seem to be predicting a cold, dystopian future where our survival depends on the freshness of our breath."

"My safe word is ""keep going."" It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!"

"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."

"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."

"Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum? Coz 'e-mmental!"

"I lost 140 unwanted, useless, life-sucking pounds - in only 6 weeks! I got a divorce."

"What the difference between /r/gonewild and /r/jokes? Not all the posts on /r/gonewild are about pussy, anal sex, blowjobs, and pedophilia. Seriously, /r/jokes, get your shit together"

"Perhaps Bieber wouldn't need to vandalize walls with graffiti if the restaurants that he goes to would offer him a coloring menu with crayons."

"Since you guys like clean jokes, here is one."