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Joke of the Day
"Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then."
Next Joke
"Why did (do?) cavemen drag their women by the hair? if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud."
"A woman in New York is suing a Manhattan salon for $1.5 million over a bad haircut. The last time I saw a disaster like that with clippers was Donald Sterling."
"Mom 1: My son loves gluten free chips. Mom 2: Asher eats everything organic. Me: My son had a chocolate donut and a booger for breakfast."
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel."
"What do you call one chickpeas smashing another? Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows"
"Why don't people like gay soccer players? They score against their own team."
"A black man and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. What hits the ground first? The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose."
"When I die I want the people I did group work with to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time"
"If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat."