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Joke of the Day
"You look so young... what is your secret? I am fifteen."
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"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - neighborhood drunk"
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"3 Jokes in one A gypsy with no siblings, came home from work and had a shower."
"The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste."
"What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream? Sherbert. (I can't take credit for this amazing piece of comedy. Heard it from a friend, no idea if he came up with it or not.)"
"I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo"