222006

Joke of the Day

"I was in an English exam and they asked ""Write the past tense of Think'"" I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for Thunk'"

"Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)"

"What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird."

"Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches."

"Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map... Putin is fixing the issue by just calling it all ""Russia""."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Title."

"My dog always walked backwards... So I named him god."

"Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question."

"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""

"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."