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Joke of the Day
"From a 3yo buddy of mine (x-post from r/AntiJokes) Knock knock. Who's there? Banana with no skin."
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"What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick? ""Just put it on my bill"""
"Me: I love you with my hole heart. Wife: Wrong hole."
"I told wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back. Apparently you shouldn't say that to a woman with alopecia."
"If u wear headphones Upside down...... will the sound be upside down too? HA!"
"They say, ""If you let something go and it comes back, it's yours"" Then does that mean I own all boomerangs?"
"Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House It will be ""Marriage Apprentice"" White House Edition"
"How are procrastination and masturbation alike? At first it's all fun, but in the end you realize you're just screwing yourself."
"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."
"I'm sorry, but I absolutely detest law firms that do pro bono work. I fucking hate U2."