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Joke of the Day
"Me: I love you with my hole heart. Wife: Wrong hole."
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"What do you call a psychic who is neither elated or depressed A happy medium"
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"I eat my poo joke Knock knock...Who's there? I eat mop...I eat mop who?"
"Drugs are bad...when they wear off."
"Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !"
"I just heard a guy arguing with his oven. Things got pretty heated."
"[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue? He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)"
"You know what they said about the year old sheep that kept getting into trouble... ...he was a mutton for punishment."