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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint."

"RIP Boiling water You'll be mist."

"Do you know how I know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."

"Kid: How did you meet daddy? Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion..."

"A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens."

"I got you a paracetamol, I said ""I got you a paracetamol"", I said. ""But I don't have a headache"", she replied. ""Good, then let's fuck""."

"I just shot my first turkey today! I don't think they are going to let me back into that store again."

"Romantic cop: Here, I brought you a flower. Competitive about everything cop: Big deal. I brought you a flowest."

"I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."

"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"